F.L.O.W. Faith Love Obedience Wisdom

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speedrasir:

Hippie Godzilla

speedrasir:

Hippie Godzilla

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)

smallvagina:

You put the dick between your legs, but you don’t actually give it the power to fuck you. A metaphor.

asap-rock-lee:

yeezitaughtmewell:

asap-rock-lee:

codeinewarrior:

gookgod:

i am a white male and i speak for all white males when i say i am uncomfortable with how we are portrayed on this website  

amen brother. did you get the coleslaw and mayonnaise casserole i sent you?

hey do you brahs wanna go to my house later and drink some monster energy drinks and look at my DC shoe collection

Thats so fucking rude

so was slavery

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(Source: narujoshi)

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu)

Apr 5

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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Apr 5

chodeboy:

bottoming for the first time like

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Apr 5

straighthater:

tumblr giveaway: me
reblog for a chance to win

Apr 5

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

Apr 5
simsgonewrong:

This date seems to be going well.

simsgonewrong:

This date seems to be going well.

Apr 5

guccikeychain:

someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life

Apr 5
prasejeebus:

Baby put on heart shaped sunglasses cause we’re gonna take a ride

prasejeebus:

Baby put on heart shaped sunglasses cause we’re gonna take a ride

(Source: mf-doom)