F.L.O.W. Faith Love Obedience Wisdom

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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

theclearlydope:

Cake is a hell of drug …
[via]

theclearlydope:

Cake is a hell of drug …

[via]

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

(Source: buginateacup)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: internet)

circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

(Source: gay8)

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

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endin the day with your eye liner like 

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twinkpop:

when that person u hate gets caught for doing something stupid image

pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED